Four Fox News Anchors Make "Maxim Hot 100" of 2008...

NEW YORK—For the sixth year running, the Fox News Channel has beaten out CNN, MSNBC, CNBC, and Bloomberg by placing four of its female anchors in the annual rundown of the year's hottest women. While other news organizations rate the quality of their anchors based on journalistic integrity and accurate, intelligent reporting, Fox has always placed an emphasis on T&A. Who needs a Peabody Award when you've got Megyn Kelly showing her camel toe within the pages of a quasi-pornographic, douche bag manual like Maxim? Click below to see how the TPC rates the Fox hotties.

#64 :: Courtney Friel

When it comes to being a first class journalist, Courtney's got it all: blonde hair, perky breasts, and a smile that says, "Yeah, guys, I swallow." Like most attractive broadcasters, Courtney rose up through the sports world where her blonde hair and lack of a gag reflex quickly opened doors to such esteemed news organizations as Extra, E!, and the Oxygen Network.

# 76 :: Julie Banderas

Born Julie Bidwell, this Massachusetts native is the ideal face of the Hispanic community on Fox in that she isn't Hispanic at all. While blondes may have more fun, Banderas has some street cred as a local Emmy-winner for her coverage of the 2004 Republican National Convention. Since then, she apparently made some bad decisions (our guess is prescription meds) that ultimately led to her becoming the anchor of Fox Report Weekend where she covers hard-hitting stories like Lynn Cheney's book club and baking cookies with Karl Rove. 

#52 :: Kristen Sullivan

How old is this girl? Can she even be in Maxim? Not much information is available on this meteorological minx. Our guess is that she's part of some Fox News youth indoctrination program that collects orphans and forces them to mate with Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity in some perverse plan to create the next generation of conservative voters. Run, Kristen! You're in danger! Oh, god, it's too late!  

#32 :: Megyn Kelly

Don't be fooled by the glasses, guys, this girl's not some East Coast elitist. Megyn, oh, Megyn. The crown jewel of Fox News. Blonde, feisty, and willing to voice your opinion with so much conviction that sometimes we even forget that you rarely know what the fuck you're talking about. You're like Great Van Susteren without the botched facelift and creepy obsession with abducted children (seriously, someone should check her basement). Oh, Megyn, you're such a CIFA, but we love you anyway. Sometimes we turn on American Morning to watch you call out the "Islams" or "Orientals," and it drives us wild. So ignorant, so...hot. It's not fair. Why is Rachel Maddow so unattractive? Why is Andrea Mitchell so old? We need you, Megyn. Just one night of angry, partisan sex, and then we can go our separate ways. We'll be waiting.