Losing Mass: Democrats Return to Doing What They Do Best...

TPC political analyst Laura gives us a late night reflection on Scott Brown's victory in the Massachusetts senate race. Get her full, bleak analysis after the jump.

Can I register as a socialist, or does that automatically put me on the CIA's hot list? All I have to say is grow some balls, Democrats! Seriously, enough of this "love your enemies" BS. I hate my enemies, and it's worked out great so far.

I want real LIBERAL party. You know one that actually cares about women's rights, and isn't worried about what the other side thinks? You centrist idiots.

I totally jumped on the rah-rah-rah "yes we can" bandwagon. You know what I am now? I'm that guy from Major League 2 -- the one who loves the Indians, but by the end of the movie is suicidal. That's me. I'm freakin' Randy Quaid.



This is why I always advocated a multiparty system back when I didn't peruse bridal magazines for a living. Thank god I jumped that ship. I'd be so much more depressed right now. Anyway, if we had more than two parties, we could join the Greens and actually have say.

The sad part is all those idiots who voted against Coakley are sitting at home right now pissed that The Biggest Loser is being preempted. How many idiot Massholes voted against her just because she can't get her baseball straight. And what's sadder is that I actually think they have a point. Don't talk sports when you don't understand them.

I'm off to watch Forensic Files, and hit the hay. I'm newsed out. I'd rather watch the True Story of Murders on Court TV. Even a Maddow-Matthews cat fight can't make me happy right now. Thanks, Dems.