The Apocalypse will be Televised: Sarah Palin Wants a TV Show...

In a revelation that should surprise nobody, Sarah Palin is shopping around an idea for a reality TV show. According to reports, she has been meeting with producer Mark Burnett of Survivor fame about creating a docudrama about Alaska featuring the former governor's ready for prime time family. And get this; they want the show to have a "Planet Earth-type look."

Yes! Because who better to exhort the beauty and splendor of nature than a woman who shoots wolves from helicopters and has "Drill, baby, drill!" as a personal motto? And we can't wait. For us in the comedy world, a Sarah Palin TV show is like a getting a blowjob from an angel during the final episode of LOST. In anticipation, we brainstormed some potential plot ideas that we're hoping to see in the upcoming series. Read them after the jump.

• Trip's real mother is revealed to be Kate Gosselin.
• In a touching reconciliation episode, Levi Johnston is invited to Thanksgiving; gets Willow pregnant.
  
• Sarah ostensibly hires Snookie to be her new nanny, then, hunts her for sport. Hilarity ensues.
  
• Every episode, Sarah awkwardly tries out a new catchphrase while she winking at the camera.
• The rest of the Jersey Shore cast arrives in Alaska to find Snookie. Sarah hunts them for sport. Hilarity ensues.
• After Todd falls into a coma resulting from a mysterious snow-machine accident, Sarah begins an illicit affair with a strikingly familiar older gentleman who recently arrived in Wasilla.
  
• Almost 40% of every episode is spent watching Sarah update her Twitter and Facebook accounts.
  
• In a thrilling crossover episode, Sarah and the smoke monster from LOST appear together on MSNBC, kill everyone in sight.
  
• Megan McCain kidnaps Piper "for her own safety" after Sarah takes her to auditions for Toddlers and Tiaras.
  
• Palin's mysteriously familiar lover is revealed to be a future version of Levi Johnston who has traveled back in time on a mission to kill Sarah, preventing a timeline where she becomes president, and through a convoluted series of events, manages to accidentally blow up the moon after she declares war on the France for not acknowledging Velveeta as a real cheese.

- TPC