Here in The Plaid Crew's state-of-the-art Newsroom, we bring you news at the speed of news. That’s our promise. Granted, when news travels that fast, it is difficult to get everything right (and it’s also very hot). But we ask you, is news really about facts? It’s about flashy words—mäniçhæñism2—and
bright colors,
attention getting typefaces and varying font sizes,
boldface text,
liberal use of italics, and puns—lots and lots of puns. This, friends, is news.