T. Travis Tenderloin IV :: Editor-in-chief, amateur fascist.
Jim :: Vermont Bureau Chief, local impresario.
Kyle :: Republican Contributor, autocrat.
Spider :: Chief Propagandist, misanthrope.
Liz :: Washington Bureau Chief, mediocre diatribist.
Jeff :: Research & Development, novice megalomaniac.
Trevor :: Contributor-at-large, bon vivant.
Laura :: Senior Political Analyst, shiksa.
Eben :: Contributor, lactophobe.
Matt :: Sports Desk, caballero.
Chip :: Field Correspondent, oligarch.
Ethan :: Graphics Department, faculty impersonator.
Will :: West Coast Bureau Chief, n'er do well.
Kirstin :: Photographer, vampire.
