THE CREW

T. Travis Tenderloin IV :: Editor-in-chief, amateur fascist.

Jim :: Vermont Bureau Chief, local impresario.

Kyle :: Republican Contributor, autocrat.

Spider :: Chief Propagandist, misanthrope.

Liz :: Washington Bureau Chief, mediocre diatribist.

Jeff :: Research & Development, novice megalomaniac.

Trevor :: Contributor-at-large, bon vivant.

Laura :: Senior Political Analyst, shiksa.

Eben :: Contributor, lactophobe.

Matt :: Sports Desk, caballero.

Chip :: Field Correspondent, oligarch.

Ethan :: Graphics Department, faculty impersonator.

Will :: West Coast Bureau Chief, n'er do well.

Kirstin :: Photographer, vampire.